The sandwich alignment chart that's tearing the internet apart
Sandwiches are serious business, people.
While everyone is entitled to their own opinion when it comes to creating sandwiches, the community has been rich with controversy and disagreement for ages. Hardcore traditionalists and extremists just can't seem to agree what makes a sandwich a sandwich.
Thankfully, @Mattomic on Twitter created this very handy and inclusive sandwich chart that will help you decide exactly where you stand when it comes to sandwiches.
The x-axis of the chart focuses on your rules of ingredients, while the y-axis determines structure. For instance, an ingredient purist and a structure purist will make you a hardline traditionalist.
Given the fact that the chart needed to exist in the first place, it stirred up some serious controversy online, but at least now people know where they stand.
@GrubersMullet The takeaway, 30-thousand-odd notifications later: while not everyone cares about news or sports, everyone on Earth cares about sandwiches.
— ℳatt (@matttomic) May 2, 2017
Merriam Webster was asked where they stand on the hot dog dilemma. The dictionary stated it is a "structural neutral, ingredient rebel," and linked to its definition of a sandwich.
how to make the "is a hot dog a sandwich" debate even more complicated and make everyone involved extremely angry pic.twitter.com/ZhZwxxgy4U
— lesbian respecter (@maya_feys) May 2, 2017
That sandwich alignment chart has really fucked my last 24hrs up. Is a pop tart a sandwich? A creme filled donut? What about dumplings?!?
— Jim Marston (@69SoberSally) May 2, 2017
TL;DR: The internet will never agree on what makes a sandwich a sandwich.
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